Look Acris, I ain't in this for your revolution.
Look Acris, I ain't in this for your revolution.
The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.

You don't believe in the Force, do you? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. As you wish. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… Red Five standing by.

  • You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!
  • What!?
  • I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

You don't believe in the Force, do you? I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. What!? But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

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She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly…

You don't believe in the Force, do you? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

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  • Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

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  • Yeah, lots of people did. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!

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  • Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Fry, we have a crate to deliver. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso!

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  • Is the Space Pope reptilian!? You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

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  • It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

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